The subject of many jokes played on computer geeks everywhere.
WaynePierce 1.1.99
Please define the word "life" so we know if we find one.
OmegaBodhi 1999.01.01
Um, is that like sleep? Everyone seems to talk about both of these things so much, and I can't remember what either of them are.
-adric 18 Jan 1999
Life is that horrible nasty thing that happens to you when concerned friends drag you away from that pure beautiful Java code and force you into one of those intimidating drinking establishments full of confident people without spots who have lots of things to talk about.
- GarethBuxton 18 Jan 1999